21 Benefits of Smoking (HUMOR)

1. Secondhand smoke is more dangerous than active smoking, to reduce the risk of Be active smoking.
2. Protects from evil deeds because they never met people who kill, steal and fight while smoking.
3. Reduce the risk of death in the news .... never seen a dead person in the position of smoke ...
4. Doing good deeds ..... if anyone wants to borrow at least a match is ready / not disappoint those who want to borrow.
5. Good for small talk / familiarity .... If you meet such people at the bus stop we can offer a cigarette. Down to brass tacks when it nawarin money lavishly.

6. Provide jobs for workers smoking, doctors, street peddlers, ashtray manufacturer, packing plants and cough medicine company.
7.Bisa added to the reasons for the salary due for the cigarettes and the risk of post holes in clothing ignite cigarettes.
8.Bisa add a rustic / nature for air-conditioned room with smoke, so as to appear hazy.
9.Menghilangkan scented room for a perfume allergy.
10.Kalau crashed the car broke down because there was no fire plugs, then it is ready to fire.
11.Membantu planning programs and reducing fraud for allegedly said smoking can cause impotence.
12.Melatih add patience and unyielding spirit for beginners because smoking is not easy; coughing and choking but still forwarded (for graduate).
13.Untuk health indicators, usually people who are sick must first banned smoking. So that smoking is definitely a healthy person.
14.Menambah pleasures: afternoon coffee and cakes so delicious. Moreover, added smoke!
15.Tanda when it was morning, we certainly heard smoked chicken.
16.Anti thief, the sound of heavy smokers cough at night effectual to expel criminals.
17.Membantu filming vicious, cigarette use for criminals who nyundut hero tied to a chair ... "hahaha .. General grievous suffering!"
18.Film cowboy style is definitely more if ngerokok while naek horse, because if he ngupil difficult to correct.
Boker 19.Teman faithful
20.Sebagai hole punch when emergency replacement
21.Membuat youthful, because supposedly people who have not smoked heavily until the first contact with parents already dead of lung cancer .... Other facts ... about 30% of people died in the world are smokers. 70% of its non-smokers ..!!

Note: The article above just humor ... do not be taken seriously